our motto

shameless hucksterism

in our never-ending quest to monetize simply everything that leaks out of the dda brain, we humbly submit cafe express, where you can find everything from flip cameras to thongs emblazoned with what dda purports is humor & sarcasm of the highest order.

celebrate your superiority over the mouth breathers! visit the elsewhen boutique today!

dda's dust

due to a lack of free time, i'm taking a short sabbatical from elsewhen to concentrate on some real-life issues. i know it's hard to believe it, but the world at large still and always matters more than the web, and will still be here long after google isn't even a word any more.

during this intermission, why not enjoy some of my music? it's currently free, there's a lot of background on bands that i've been with, such as lyghthouse and chrome bones, and information on the composing and recording progress that will give you something to read while you're waiting to hear if you're laid off or if your entire company is being outsourced to china, india, or one of several other nations that are only to glad to work for pennies on the dollar.

and as long as we're self-promoting, why not spend some time browsing the brilliantly witty t-shirts and other promo items available on else-wear? where else can you confirm your basic skepticism & superiority to the mouth-breathers for just $9?

see you all in 10.