oh. my. god. we agree with the bush administration and the state of louisiana on an issue! it's the apocalypse! sheep are eating lions! karl rove got laid!
(okay, you got us - we made that last one up. turd blossom is unlayable, even on doomsday.)
but we digress: the supreme court has ruled that rape - even the rape of a child - is insufficient cause for the death penalty. dubya and louisiana - a state where we once watched police officers allow someone to sell heroin right in front of them without batting an eye - disagree. and - believe it or not - so do we.
pedophilia is an incurable condition. pedophiles prey on children. if a lion was hanging around your kids' schoolyard, would you put it in a cage for awhile and then let it out to hang around the schoolyard again?
of course not.
elsewhen firmly believes that, upon conviction in a court of law, pedophiles should be put to death. roasting them on a spit is our personal favorite, but each state will probably want to come up with their own sendoff. we could even have contests for the most imaginative method. double point value for priests & pastors.
