'i wonder if i'm getting too old for comic book conventions. ha! what was i thinkin'? as if that could ever happen!'(this could also be captioned 'how to tell when it's too late to move out of your mom's basement'. or how about 'things not to wear when asking out a real live girl'. we're also taking bets that the items in the man-purse are either sealed in plastic bags with backing boards or require large caliber ammunition. possibly both. and is it just us, or does it look like he's wearing a big red pair of depends?)