vp dick cheney - or tricky dickless, as we affectionately call him - used to work for halliburton, an oil field services company that's currently getting as fat as a blood-soaked tick on our back in iraq. odds are that, once he's out of office - and if his frankenstein heart holds out a little longer - he'll get another job there. in fact, most of dubya's staff hails from oil country & the oil business. so why is anyone surprised when tricky dickless rabidly suppresses any information that suggests that climate change might be a bad thing?including getting the centers for disease control to edit their report regarding the negative health impacts climate change will have - especially on children and the elderly. and then, of course, lie about it.
in more tricky dickless shenanigans, the epa dropped hundreds of wetlands cases after a controversial supreme court case.
makes us wish they let him off the leash more often, just for the sheer entertainment value that he brings to the table. honestly, we couldn't make stuff this good up. 'what's he gonna do next? maybe eat some babies. you never know, with tricky dickless. is he gonna declare war on iran? claim obama is gay? keep watching - maybe he'll do a trick!'