if you've ever seen kevin smith's brilliant satire dogma, or the art-house flick frida, then you already know that salma hayek has solid acting chops, a sense of humor, a sexy voice (reminds us of marina sirtis, but with a little more swing), and the most bodacious set of ta-ta's this side of jennifer connelly (if you like that sort of thing).going strong at 41, ms. hayek recently had a child, and has now decided not to marry the father. (francois-henri pinault, by name. and as we're sure you'll agree, no fella with a poofter name like that should have been allowed anywhere near a hottie of ms. hayek's caliber when there are piles of perfectly good gregs and kevins lying around for her to use.)
fanboys, you may now begin fantasizing (as if you ever stop, you cheeky little monkeys).