there's no such thing as global warming, of course: dubya proved it beyond a doubt by simply refusing to believe in it, and what's good enough for dubya is good enough for us.in completely unrelated news, the north pole may be completely free of ice this summer, and surrounding countries are already fighting over shipping & oil rights. we understand that it may be caused by a very large person with a white beard peeing in the arctic ocean.
(santa claus, natch.)