dark knight is on its way to $500 million at the box office, so we thought we'd run this pic of
michelle pfeiffer -
catwoman in
another director's vision of batman (which we like, too, in the same way that we like 9 kinds of pie & consider them all to be our very favorite).

to goose our traffic & seo, this pic of ms. pfeiffer was taken about the same time as this pic of
heather locklear.

ms. locklear, you may recall, was popular at around the same time as porn star
ginger lynn allen, whom we include here in a recent photo simply because we like you.
(she must be as old as your mom, by now, but she still looks like she could kick our ass. hell, she could probably kick sting's ass. in fact, they should have a nude wrestling match, and you can sell tickets, you sick little monkeys.)