here's a surprise: several privately owned burger king restaurants around memphis, tn have the statement 'global warming is baloney' on their signs.
did we mention this was in tn? just trying to be clear.
the truth, of course, is that beef production is one of the top 3 causes of man-made global warming, as sad as it makes our little, placque-ridden carnivore hearts to say so. and don't even get us into how much water raising cattle wastes.
of course, all that will fall by the wayside over the next 40 years or so, as we begin the cultural shift to worldwide cannibalism. after which, folks who've made a habit of eating at burger king - or mcdonald's, taco bell, pizza hut, et al - start to look tasty.
we've already laid in a supply of mucky duck mustard.
