ok, losers, listen up: queensland (australia) is losing millions in tourist dollars due to the tanking world economy. to fight back, they want to hire a charismatic communicator (think the dirty jobs guy) to tell the world why queensland is the best place in the world to vacation.the job pays us$105k for 6 months, beginning in july. you will be given a tropical island with a multi-million dollar house to live in during your employment, and encouraged to lay around on the beach, go snorkeling, sailing, and other beachy activities.
got to islandreefjob.com to apply. remember to watch out for great white sharks.