meet blinky

this here's blinky, the official elsewhen elf. word is, blinky had a job making sure all the barbie dolls are anatomically incorrect, but lost it by dipping his swizzle stick in sc's egg nog. having no other prospects, he decided to throw his hat into the lucrative world of social media. or possibly dda won him in a craps game. either way, we advise against turning your back on the little perv. especially if he offers to show you his candy cane.