won't this look great on your mom's sideboard? and it just might give dad a clue about what's going to happen the next time he leaves his jockeys on the bedroom floor or stray pubes on the bathroom floor.
hah! as if negotiable virtue has anything to do with looks. still, probably not too stoopid to vacuum your living room, eh? one of the best things about the 'new economy' (or the lack thereof) is how the lack of gainful employment leads to advances in the long-neglected field of slavery.
can you see your dad in this baby, running down the paper boy? and with the included kaiser blade, he can cut the grass at the same time.
your babysitter's been good this year, hasn't she? and cheerleading makes for sore muscles, even when you're 17. why not give her a treat to loosen her up? just picture the delighted smile on her face when she unwraps this baby!(if you're thinking about getting a little something for your pals at elsewhen this yuletide, we can always use bail money.)