Sunday, November 30, 2008

surprise! tv addicts are all depressed

in what we're sure is a surprise to absolutely no one (and despite our come-on to the contrary), it has been discovered that people that watch a lot of television tend to suffer from depression.

well, duh. friends is off the air. who wouldn't be depressed?

(pathetic attempt at humor aside, we hardly ever watch tv: none of the shows seem to be targeted at us, or anyone else with an iq above that of a raisin. plus watching all of you monkey minds has much higher entertainment value than anything the boob tube has, is, or will ever broadcast.)