Friday, October 3, 2008

sugar-frosted sugar bombs

it's probably not news to you that cereals aimed at kids contain sugar. the kicker is how much: up to 50% of the weight by volume. something else that's interesting: the same cereals in their overseas incarnations don't contain this much sugar.

(this is, of course, absolute proof that u.s. food companies are fattening up u.s. citizens so they can be eaten by their alien masters. doritos & taco bell are merely to give us some flavor. humans are notoriously bland - think boiled pork. not that we'd know.)

the worst offenders:
  • kellogg's honey smacks

  • post golden crisp


  • the best:
  • cheerios

  • kix

  • honey nut cheerios (mmmmm - honey)

  • life