Thursday, October 9, 2008

need help cheating on your spouse?

ain't america wonderful? we're the land of opportunity. come up with an original idea, build a business around it, and make a mint. money, money, money. and - as everyone knows - the secret to making money is finding out what people already do and convincing them to pay you to help them do it. (like porn. or viagra. or looking down on paris hilton.)

trouble is, all of the morally upstanding ideas have been taken. heck, even the morally bankrupt ones. so what's left?

help people cheat on their spouses.

yep, you heard that right. ashley madison is the ultimate slimy business. imagine what it must be like for your self-esteem to work there. kinda like selling meth, we bet.