undecided?

historically, what a candidate says when running for office isn't worth the wind their statements generate. since almost 20% of you are undecided which candidate to choose for president, elsewhen is going to help you out. there are 2 good ways to tell what a candidate is actually going to do:

see how they've voted in the past.

find out where they're geting their money.

since we think all politicians are horse thieves and, frankly, since elsewhen ignores the authority of any u.s. president over us, we're singularly qualified to be objective about this (plus campaign coffers and the congressional voting record don't lie). here we go:

barack obama's congressional voting record

john mccain's congressional voting record

and whose pockets they currently live in:

barack obama's campaign finances

john mccain's campaign finances

now get out there and pretend that it matters.