Wednesday, September 24, 2008

lindsay lohan has a girlfriend - so what?

lindsay lohan recently mentioned that she and dj samantha ronson have been dating for a long time.

so what? clay aiken came out of the closet that we all knew he lived in (and redecorated on a daily basis), and even mister sulu married his same-sex partner of many years. there's little enough love in the world without us getting all weird about who loves who (except for those creeps at nambla, who should all be roasted on a spit).

we're more concerned about her endless addiction to booze and her seeming inability to wear underwear. and the fact that, at just 22 years of age, she looks like she's pushing 60.

(honestly, folks, what is it about celebs & riding bareback? are we missing some big new trend, like the shaving thing & arnold palmers? is everybody but us parading around indian style?)