at elsewhen, we are blessed with hundreds of fireflies. unfortunately, their numbers elsewhere are falling faster than mccain's presidential prospects.(hmm... now that the primary nonsense is out of the way, we need a good nickname for mccain. we're going to miss tricky dickless - mssr. cheney - for the sheer joy that we felt each time we got to use his alias. maybe sen. mccackle?
if you've got a better idea, post it in this clip's comments. if we choose yours, we'll send you an elsewhen t-shirt of your choice. cut-off is 9/30/08. that should give you plenty of time to get snarky.)