Saturday, September 20, 2008

christina ricci

'hi, my name is christina ricci, and i have spectacular breasts. see?'

look: we're just as glad as the next blogger that wednesday addams finally got knockers, but would someone please buy christina ricci a bra? seriously. before she puts someone's eye out. because we don't think she even knows what one is.

(we admit to throwing a typical fanboy hissy fit: clamoring for a given actress to drop trou and - when she makes an extended habit of it, a la madonna - completely losing interest.)