now this is attractive. reminds us of wedding crashers. it would also probably make a helluva country song:the bride did a keg-stand,
left her ring on the nightstand,
and ran off with the best man
the fellow on the right...
ladies, be glad this is not you. (if it ever has been you, pay any amount for the negatives - trust us on this one.) gentlemen, you're probably sorry that you're not the fellow feeding her the hose, or one of the brutes with the garter's-eye view.