yvo de boer, the u.n. climate guy whose name is fun to say, announced that global warming is only going to make the global food crisis worse. (everybody say duh.)at the same time, scientists announced that climate change will also lead to more kidney stones. (now we know why tricky dickless has been suppressing climate change reports - including reports of deaths caused by global warming and a report from the epa that changes caused by greenhouse gases are a major threat to humans. we've always suspected that he was an alien kidney stone!)
meanwhile, the big mac, medium fry, and medium coke that you had for lunch added 1,130 calories to your fat ass, and the u.n.'s fao finally figured out that burgers are the major cause of global warming.
but don't you worry - your government isn't standing idly by. to talk about the global food crisis, the leaders of the g8 had an 18-course dinner in japan. so we've got that going for us.
(see? you were getting all worried over nothing. now let your neighbor out of the chest freezer.)