yeah - as if all you losers have a shot, when it's perfectly clear that we're her obvious next choice. all that stands between us is a written agreement from our wife that it's okay for us to have a harem, just like those polygamist fellas in texas.anyway, word is that the current hulk girl and star of stealing beauty and empire records is splitting with hubby royston langdon.
aside from being an obvious a-list hottie, we can't help but notice that ms. tyler has some serious acting chops (hulk notwithstanding). in fact, we'd probably rank her as #2 on our 'impossible fantasy wives' list, immediately behind longtime #1 jennifer connelly. except ms. conelly is still married, isn't she? so - we have a sudden upset! liv tyler has now ascended to the hallowed #1 slot!
fanboys, you may now begin your pointless fantasies (in line behind us, of course).