fantastic 4 part deux sucked monkey spit, but watching jessica alba is something we could do all day. for free, even. we were going to gift wrap her for you, but then we thought, 'nah.'
mind you, we're not saying that jess gives jennifer connelly a run for her money when it comes to i.q. in fact, she probably ranks somewhere down around estelle warren.*
*slightly above cabbage but well below bunny.
update: here at elsewhen, we're clearly dumb enough to believe that actresses are exactly like the characters they play. turns out that ms. alba is a business genius now worth more than us$1 billion. ma'am, we stand corrected and humbly beg forgiveness for our loathsomeness, stupidity, and one-track minds. while not all men are ignorant, mysoginistic asses, it's clear that we inhabit that particular circle of hell.