Saturday, June 18, 2011

shameless hucksterism

in our never-ending quest to monetize simply everything that leaks out of the dda brain, we humbly submit cafe express, where you can find everything from flip cameras to thongs emblazoned with what dda purports is humor & sarcasm of the highest order.

celebrate your superiority over the mouth breathers! visit the elsewhen boutique today!

kindle stories on amazon.com

for just 99 cents each, you can purchase my fiction for your kindle or kindle-app'd device. currently available: trophy, crayon sugarsweet and the spooky thing, and in the land of nod.

more to follow so, if you haven't read me in this sure-to-be-short period before i get j.k.rowling famous, now's the time to get caught up.

free download: dda music

for a limited period, i am making a chunk of my solo work, plus some of what i wrote during my tenure with chrome bones & lyghthouse, available for free download.

why not?