what kate hudson has 2 look forward 2

like mother like daughter, right? so if that's true, mom goldie hawn must be scarin' off kate hudson's squeezes by the truckload.

(goldie hawn looks like granny from beverly hillbillies? damn, are we gettin' old.)

20 funniest newspaper headlines

actually, the funniest thing is that so many newspapers still think they have any relevancy in the age of twitter and facebook... but that's another story.

10 most bizarre scientific papers

the fun thing about these is how many were paid for with your tax money, when we could've gotten the mythbusters guys to do it for free.

(our favorite is the effect of country music on suicide.)

fishing for rubes

one of the key facts not being discussed in the current health care debate is that we spend 11% of our out-of-pocket health care expenses on alternative medicine, such as supplements, many of which have never been scientifically proven to do anything more than empty your wallet.

are we really that over-comped? are we really such rubes? folks, somebody's buying all that extenze!

kids' foods 2 avoid

almost any foodstuffs marketed to kids are suspect, but time magazine has done us the favor of figuring out which ones will actually cause your kids to mutate into fat, cardiac-arrested toads. of course, almost everything that your kids will eat is on this list, but whose fault is that?